Please Don’t Promise Me Forever by Rick Lyons
In the future…
Husband: What are you doing?
Me: I found my old Tumblr!
Husband: Can I see?
Me: No. Noo. No. No. No.
Husband: Is that….Wait. Was your Tumblr about me?
Me:
Husband:
Me:
Husband:
Me: No.
asian languages
chinese: ching chang chong
korean: chinghae chanmnida chongsayo
japanese: chingneko changdesu chongkawaii
viet: chingbuc changbuc chongbuc
filipino: PUUTANGG INAAAA MOOOOO!!!! JKSDVNOJBFNFL
thai: 55555555555
british boys: hey babe, how are you? you look lovely today
american boys: whaddup shawty you lookin good winna winna chicken dinna hellz yeah lets get naked
arab guys: you wanna make friendship
hawaii guys: so what babe? like go out?
sarawakian boys: hi ktk kacak oh?
me: sapa ceredit lak edit tok hahahaha
me at waterfront: psst psst! mintawk nUmBer KitAwQ LawQ. LaWa kItAQ eWhh. HaHazkxzz
